Meat Beaters Anonymous

ebaybumpstock:

some people masturbate for pleasure. others out of boredom. me? i masturbate to save all of california from a devastating earthquake

tennesseewillams:

liking classic filmbro movies is so embarrassing but sometimes they’re actually just good movies. sad

emotion-deluxe:

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you’ll love it i promise.

gayweeddaddy69:

Shein is going down for being an organized criminal organization. Actors and Writers are striking. Student Loan debt relief may actually go through after all. Jack Smith is closing in on Trump, and all signs point to him dying in prison. Billionares are dying in ignoble and humiliating ways. Please God keep this ball rolling, it almost feels like the first taste of justice in about as long as I can remember.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

huffylemon:

raytorotits:

raytorotits:

raytorotits:

they put guitars in it

the music

good lord there’s instrumence in here

sirfetchd:

lets all go to mcdonalds and ask for the pikmin meal the look on the workers face will be awesome